READ THIS (Or not. I’m not your mother.)
The content? 100% true. As long as you believe it. If you don’t, well… maybe everything is made up. Or maybe not?
Any resemblance to real events or people? Pure coincidence. Unless it’s obvious. Then it was definitely intentional.
No animals were harmed while creating this blog. Luna can confirm that – unless you ask her directly. Then she will insist that my laptop unfairly steals the attention that belongs to her alone. And in her eyes, that’s basically animal cruelty.
No human feelings were hurt either. If any were, rest assured: it was either an accident or a valuable lesson in emotional resilience.
Possible side effects of reading this blog:
- A sudden urge to fact-check random information.
- Increased eye-rolling at obvious sarcasm.
- Uncontrollable smiling in public places.
- The irrational belief that comments on blog posts can change the world. (By the way, they do. Just saying.)
This blog is gluten-free, lactose-free, and 100% organic. But – just like a salad – it’s still not for everyone.
And finally: If this blog offends you, take a deep breath and remember: Life is short, the internet is huge, and somewhere out there a blog about knitting squirrels is just waiting for you.
Contact the author (if you dare)
Questions? Comments? Complaints? Existential crises? You can (probably) reach the author, Zia, at zia@howtotunisia.com. But be warned: She might not have the answers you are looking for. (Spoiler: She probably doesn’t.)