Dating in Tunisia – Theory 2: The Supervillain Nightmare Scenario
In this humorous essay about dating in Tunisia, I describe the second favorite scenario among my circle: the completely exaggerated ‘Supervillain Nightmare Scenario.’ The piece plays with exaggeration, probability, and projections – without any claim to analysis, warning, or psychological classification.
(alias: My friends watch too many crime documentaries)
This theory is… dramatic. And highly entertaining. Every time I travel, at least one friend comes up with a scenario so exaggerated that even Marvel Studios would say, ‘Calm down.’
Their theory goes like this:
‘What if you fly to Switzerland for a short trip… and when you return, Amine has emptied your apartment, sold your dog, and disappeared to the villain capital Gafsa?’
Honestly, if this ever happened, it would be such an apocalyptic shock that even I would need a moment to reboot my personality.
But let’s look at this with actual logic.
The probability of this scenario happening: maybe 0.5 to 2 percent. Basically impossible, but mathematically not zero, because life loves surprising twists.
Here’s why this doesn’t make sense:
– Amine has a life. A real one. Friends, routines, work, commitments.
To pull off such a huge heist, he would have to give all that up. Why would he do that?
– He would have to be a world-class mastermind.
Not just ‘good at talking,’ but a fully-fledged criminal architect with long-term planning skills worthy of a Netflix documentary.
– Also: He would have to pretend to have a heart. And I really don’t think he’s pretending.
I actually believe he wants to be good. I have no logical proof for this – it’s intuition. But it’s a strong intuition.
– And let’s be realistic: Tunisia is not a country where you can just ‘sell any dog’ and then disappear into the shadows like a comic book villain. That’s not how real life works.
Dating in Tunisia – when fantasy overtakes all logic
Now to the emotional core of the matter:
In this specific sense, I trust him.
Not 100 percent. Not 0 percent.
Because in reality, nothing is ever 100 or 0.
But this scenario is so unlikely that even if the Infinite Improbability Drive suddenly turned me into a sunflower during a time travel to 1976, I would still think this outcome is more plausible than the idea that Amine is committing a large-scale super-villain heist on my apartment.
This theory belongs in the same category as:
‘What if dolphins could secretly read your tax documents?’
Funny.
Ridiculous.
And entertaining to imagine – but nothing I lose sleep over.
- The text is part of a satirical theory series about dating in Tunisia.
- It describes a deliberately exaggerated fear scenario from a circle of friends.
- The post plays with probability, logic, and humor.
- It is not a warning or analysis of real risks.
- The text is a personal, ironic reflection.
